Jesus Christ!

There's a guy in West Virginia who's having trouble getting his driver's license transferred from Washington State. Why? The name on his driver's license conflicts with the name on his birth certificate. He tried unsuccessfully to get his birth certificate changed to say that his name was Jesus Christ, which is what his driver's license says, but Washington denied the name change.

What does the man have to say about all of this? According to his lawyer, "Christ is not speaking to the press at this time."

This is the funniest story I've seen in a long time.

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