Mike Tyson's favorite word...

...and Bill O'Reilly's least favorite rapper.

That's the best way to describe the Heritage Foundation's Social Security Calculator.

Ludicrous (or Ludacris, if you like).

Play around with it a little bit. You can change around your retirement age, life expectancy (?!?), zip code, earnings, investments, etc. Turns out everybody can become millionaires in their old age if they were just allowed to invest that money in Blue Chip high risk stocks! I guess high risk doesn't actually mean high risk, right?

Ridiculous. Er, ludicrous, that is.

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